Personal Statement Gong Show

Demon Team

Demon Team

Apr 13, 2026

The Personal Statement Gong Show isn’t for the faint of heart. Submit your personal statement, and Ben and Nathan will read it live on Thinking LSAT. If your writing drags, the gong ends your run. If it’s sharp, clear, and compelling—you climb the rankings. Take a look at a few real life examples from our Demon staff members, followed by the list of contestants below: 

Staff Examples

Stefan

Kaley

Season 3

Rank Name Lines
1 Kushi >14*
2 Blake 14
3 Kayla 8
3 Sally 8
4 Ashley 4

Season 2

Rank Name Lines
1 William >12*
2 Umang 11
2 Sally 11
3 Helen  9
4 Nestor  8

Season 1

Rank Name Lines
1 Noah 36*
2 Sophia 34
3 Amanda 32
4 Hannah 27
5 Danielle 21
6 Braden 20
7 Benny 15
8 Natalie 13
9 Greta 10
9 Samuel 10
9 Dax 10
9 Casey 10
9 Jeremiah (Ep. 529) 10
10 Ian 9.5
10 Bee 9.5
11 Jojo the Popo 9
11 Lily 9
12 James (Ep. 523)
7
12 Britt 7
13 Brianna 6
14 Jeremiah (Ep. 499)
5
15 Angel
4.5
16 Brian
4.25
17 Jacob 4
17 Cody 4
18 Gabriella
3
19 Elena 1
20 James (Ep. 501) .5

*= no gong